Category Archives: Cubs
Old shit storm, meet the new shit storm, same as the old shit storm
Hello Theo, welcome to the living nightmare that is the Chicago Cubs. You will find our stadium old and falling apart, our fan base irrational and baseball stupid and our team loaded with bad contracts, no talent and a depleted … Continue reading
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Battle of the Crappy Bullpens
Is there anything more frustrating in the game of baseball than a shitty bullpen? Build the lead, starter gets you a quality start and then the pen comes in and shits all over everything. I get that during a given … Continue reading
Down on the Farm…with Jack Nolan!
After returning from a successful scouting mission in Arizona for the past week, I have some grim news to report for you Cub fans out there: start drinking heavily, it’s gonna be a long season. I sat in the right … Continue reading
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The Hawk Goes to the Hall
My first early memories of going to Cubs games were watching #8 lean in with that closed stance and take some of the biggest hacks imaginable. I was only six years old but even I knew that this guy swung … Continue reading
