The Bulls have continued on their stellar season of late and continue to look strong heading into the playoffs. It is no big surprise that a team built on defense and all-world point guard have gelled very well and play unselfish basketball most nights. Over the course of the season there have been very few roster moves…until now. On Sunday the Bulls officially signed Jannero Pargo, John Lucas III to their roster for added depth.
Pargo, Jim Cook’s favorite Bull of all time, and Lucas both have been with the Bulls before but were released because, well because they are awful. Both guys will be used primarily as practice players. My question is how can the Bulls use them during games? I think the answer is pretty clear; these guys should be forced to compete against each other at the end of the bench for the enjoyment of their teammates and the fans.
Here are the five competitions that Pargo and Lucas should have to take part in order to receive their paychecks.
Fashion Show
A runway style show where each guy tries to out dress the other. During timeouts each guy will have walk to half court, do a turn and then return to the bench. Fans reaction will determine the winner.
Gatorade Making Contest
Pargo and Lucas will each have their hand at preparing a batch of Gatorade for the bench. Majority rules on the bench.
Most Awkward High Five
Which ever player delivers the most awkward high five to a teammate during the game wins this one. Winner determined by Stacie King.
Closest to Coach Tibs
During the course of a game which ever guy can make it to the seat closest to Tibs wins. Strategy plays a huge part in this one, so does Coach Tibs knowing your name.
Joke Time with Scal
Each guy gets one chance to tell Brian Scalabrine a joke, winner is determined based on who gets the bigger laugh out of Scal.
