Monthly Archives: March 2011

Roman’s Morning Coffee – Opening Day!

It’s Opening Day bitches, time to make some predictions… NL East Winner: Phillies As Stacy King says, “Too Big, Too Strong, Too Fast, Too Good”     NL Central Winner: Reds I hate, hate, hate, hate all things Ohio so … Continue reading

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Quit Being Awful – Matt Garza

  As Opening Day draws even closer upon us it is time for players to start sharpening their focus and getting ready for the 162 game grind.  Matt Garza has a different idea obviously. Matt (Orlando) Garza has taken the … Continue reading

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Roman’s Morning Coffee – Guaranteed Happy in the Pants

You are itching for something to make your wet in your underwear area aren’t you?  It’s cool you can admit it. One part D. Rose (MVP) and one part All of the Lights = the greatest thing you’ll see all … Continue reading

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Roman’s Morning Coffee – Celebrating the Stupid

I really enjoy stupid people, they make my life better.  I enjoy people who ask stupid questions, people who make stupid statements and people who are just flat out stupid. Enter Jose Canseco and quite possibly the dumbest tweet of … Continue reading

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Weekend Recap

Pretty crazy sports weekend, huh?  Some f’ed up s.  A lot of pretty good games and then a few really, really crappy ones mixed in.  I’m gonna change up the format of this Weekend Recap thing for two reasons: 1) … Continue reading

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Roman’s Morning Coffee – Well This Guy can Eat Shit

  We may have a new leader in the clubhouse for “Worst Person Ever” and a definite finalist for the “Express Lane Straight to Hell” award.  During a moment of silence, being observed for the victims of the devastation in … Continue reading

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This Week in Gambling

So yesterday was a so/so day for myself.  On one hand, I put together something for Roman is Burning for all 15 of you to read.  On the other, it kinda sucked.  On the one hand, I won two of … Continue reading

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Roman’s Morning Coffee – This One is for the Cats

Last night Derrick Williams did this to the Duke Blue Devils… …in a huge win for the Wildcats.  Now I am a dog person through and through but from time to time I can show some love for cats.  I … Continue reading

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This Week In Gambling :: Special Edition

Collin didn’t really ask me to write this, but I know he’s always looking for shit to put on his shity website so I figured I could take 20 minutes out of my busy day and give you a little … Continue reading

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Roman’s Morning Coffee – Dez’s Pants on the Ground

Over the weekend Dallas Cowboys star wide receiver (and member of my awful fantasy football team) was booted from the NorthPark Center mall because he refused to pull his pants up, which were apparently sagging way down low. I don’t … Continue reading

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