I consider myself a happy person, I like when good things happen to good people, for the most part I’m cheery, I like puppy dogs and babies (unlike Patrick Sullivan who hates anything that makes people smile), but man do I hate when good things happen to awful fan bases.
When the news broke this morning, confirming my worst fear that Twins closer Joe “don’t call me Lamb” Nathan has a torn ligament in his elbow I slightly threw up in my mouth. They are calling it a significant tear but Nathan isn’t going to opt for surgery right away. What? Are you serious? When the words ‘significant’ and ‘tear’ are talked about in the same sentence with ‘your elbow’ I think surgery might be the next logical step. But what do I know.
At this point we can basically hand the division to the White Sox because without Nathan the Twins are going to have to rely on…umm…uhhh…Jon Rauch? I think I’m going to puke again.
F my life, the season hasn’t even started yet and the Cubs have lost Guzman and now the White Sox are going to benefit from a Nathan (Lamb) – less Twins team. Okay here is the deal, I’m just going to spare myself the agony and you tell me how the 2010 season goes. Deal?
**Ha, stupid White Sox fan, way to put guys who are actually on your 2010 team in your video…idiot (no I’m not bitter).
I like how Collin calls the White Sox fan an idiot even though he has a glaring typo and grammatical error.