A random Tuesday from the owner of one of the fantasy teams in our league. At this point you are burned out on fantasy football and the lines are starting to blur between reality and fantasy…
8am
Sit down with Coach Dukeof Virl and talk about our lack of production at TE and losing in crunch time.
9am
Post Sloth McGoonie at red telephone to handle incoming Bro King trade proposals, including bag of skittles, rim job, and directions to parties for Vincent Jackson.
9:30am
Quick lift in Herm Edwards style.
10:15am
Remove Sloth McGoonie from red phone for accepting slab of bacon for Dwayne Bowe. Send Bro Kings lube and blow up doll in Bowe’s place… No complaint is registered.
11:30am
Call GM Sully to whine about my bad luck. Hang up thinking ending it all is the only way to win. Good talk.
Noon
Lunch with season ticket holders. Txt GM Leone that I agree Tom Brady is good and someone in our league should take him but it still isn’t me.
1:30pm
Watch team practice. Kick Brian Hare out of practice for 7th time. Put mouse traps in Cheerleaders spankies.
3pm
Look at roster and throw hands up.
3:15pm
Munch on tasty popcorn gift thank you basket from Bro Kings.
4pm
Make it to level 14 in Fillit.
4:45pm
Write out 7 trade I would like to do. Don’t make any phone calls on the matter. Question self. Put on R Kelly.
5pm
Attempt to hire Kevin Kelly. End up running laps. Wait a min…
5:15pm
Head home having done nothing to improve my team.
