The Greatest Baseball Lineup from the Movies…Ever

There are a ton of lists out there that try and make up the ultimate line up of baseball players from the movies.  Well this list is no different, only thing is this one doesn’t suck.

C – Crash Davis (Bull Durham)

With the cast of characters in this pitching staff we need a strong, foul mouthed voice of reason to keep them in line.  Plus with all that time in the minors you figure he’s due for another cup of coffee.

1B – Lou Collins (Little Big League)

Most guys get benched for poor play, this guy got benched because he was getting frisky with the skippers mom.

2B – Mickey Scales (Little Big League)

Any team that is going to win needs a quite rookie second baseman, its just a fact.

SS – Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez (The Sandlot)

Quick up the middle and can play any position, The Jet is going to be a fixture on the left side of the infield for years to come.  He can also challenge Jack Elliot for best porn stache latter in his career.

3B – Doris Murphy (A League of Their Own)

Not much of a looker, Doris is willing to sacrifice her body for the ball at all time – hot dogs as well.

LF – Roy Hobbs (The Natural)

A no-brainer when it comes to putting together this team, as long as he stays away from the PEDs (and loose women) this guy will be a Hall of Famer some day.

CF – Willy Mays Hayes (Major League)

Once he got this rookie jitters out of the way Willy turned into a pretty nice ball player.  Will never hit for much power but he can steal a base and will play a respectable centerfield.

RF – Rex T-Rex Pennebaker (Mr. 3000)

Hotshot young player who took the league by storm, not much of a clubhouse guy but during the past season he has really taken to the veterans.  Look for this guy to be around for a long time.

DH – Clu Heywood (Major League)

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

BENCH – Gus Sinski (For Love of the Game)

Need that steady veteran presence on the bench, someone to take over as skipper when Dugan retires.

BENCH – Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball)

Would have beat out Collins for the job had he not spent time overseas.

SP – Steve Nebraska (The Scout)

The guy can do it all, and after his first outing he is riding a wave of confidence.

SP – Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh (Bull Durham)

Every team needs that loose cannon on the mound and if he starts to struggle we can send him down to our AA affiliate.

SP – Schoup (Major League II)

A true veteran that really battles, one downside is that he tends to walk a lot of punch and judy hitters.

SP – Chet Stedman (Rookie of the Year)

The guy only has one good year or so left but he still has a lot of fight left in him.  After he is done we’ll sign him up to be the AAA pitching coach.

SP – Ryan Dunne (Summer Catch)

Young lefty fire baller can really bring it.  He is going to be the face of our team because the women love him, not to mention the money we’ll save by having him cut the grass on the field.

RP – Henry Rowengartner (Rookie of the Year)

Young scamp wanted to be in the rotation but he is best served to spend a little time coming out of the pen before he gets his crack next year.

CL – Ricky Vaughn (Major League)

He has one pitch and it’s a good one.  Gets the crowd fired up real nice with that little number he runs out to as well.

Mgr – Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own)

Hard nosed skipper will be the leader of this motley crew of ball players.  On the bright side for Jimmy this time he only has one girl.